My friend Mario from work is working out of our Carlsbad office for two weeks and has left his Chinese fighting fish behind for us to take care of. Since we figure he probably misses them, we've been sending him pictures every day to make him feel a little less home sick.
From: Brent Don
To: Mario Villavicencio
Date: Mon, 25 Apr 2005
Subject: Hey, man, how's it going?
What's up, Mario? How's the Carlsbad office so far? We all miss you here. Richard's been moping around all morning.
So, hey, if you ever want to see the Bettas alive again, send us $100 in unmarked bills via office courier. If we don't receive the money by the end of the day, I'm going down to the kitchen and hitting the "fish" preset on the microwave:
Hope everything's going good up there. Say "hi" to Melinda and Jenny for me.